The Holidays Are Coming, The Holidays Are Coming

Oh wait. They're already here.

Which tells you something. Guess what. Go on... guess.

Im not enjoying them too much. Which is ok. Because that means im normal. You cant hear me being happy without wondering if im down with the latest flu doing the rounds. You know, my doctor actually unsubscribed to all his magazines... says its useless cause i ll tell him wats gonna be hot in the sector anyway. Think of me as this highly sensitive lab rat. Now take out your wand and engorgio that rat a couple of times. A couple more. Maybe another zap. There... now you've got me.

Which reminds me. I haven't had fever for 3 whole months! Yay! Celebrate! Get out the Ice Cream!

*Cough*

Actually, don't. I seem to have a small sore spot in my lower throat. Lets not aggravate that. I ll just celebrate with hot, healthy, soup.

Cheers.

I said which reminds me. Now you're wondering what reminded me. Stop wondering. My mind isnt coherent. So you fell for it, huh? Made my day...

Anyway, Jokes apart, the holidays... what... i bet u scrolled up to check out the jokes again. They dont exist... i was just pulling your leg. Really. Swear. Promise. God Promise.

Ok... jokes apart, the holidays are pretty cool. I get awesome stuff to eat, i get to irritate mom and dad and mommom *thats ammamma* every single day, and i see all these people i ve been really rude to and not seen the entire year. Its not like im busy in college guys... im just lazy. Sheeeet... i just had to say that... Maybe i ll go underground for a few days...

But the best part is reading. And writing. Something about being alone the entire day pumps your creativity up a few notches. Most of its gone into design stuff. But its sort of saturated on that end. Thats why im here... your saviour. To shake up your boring, redundant life and introduce you to a whole new world of pain. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Pat youself on the back. You made it through the post. Im impressed. No, sorry, that doesnt mean i ll stop. Life s unfair, huh :)