You usually cant find me being direct. To the point i mean. Concise. You know. I'm more radius than dot. I mean... anyone ever found me saying something in like one sentence. But here... I'm gonna do just that. Im not gonna say 'This movie is so good, i ate my popcorn and my neighbours.'. No.. not even, "It was so freaking awesome, i forgot to have dinner". Not even, "This movie has the makings of a blockbuster... The action is so compelling onscreen, you forget everyone else is staring at your cell phone". Nope... none of the over the top, hyperbolic exaggerations here. Uh-huh... no way.
Okay... i've stopped now... you can alll open your eyes. :P. So... 3 words... Watch Jason Bourne.
Of course, there ARE some hazards involved. For example, you MAY be so excited about the movie that you ACCIDENTALLY pull your mom, who s sitting next to you, and tell her what just happened. She MAY take offence to that, and decide to punch you in the shoulder. And you MAY just feel like an idiot. Of course, that happens to idiots, dumbos and totally stupid geeks. *Looks at ceiling*
Of course, there are some problems when you watch a movie in theatres... for example, I was completely clueless why Bourne did a Brokeback Mountain in the middle of an action sequence... until i realized the disadvantage of having eyes in the front of your face, and ears on the sides. Let me explain...
Bourne corners the assasin, and demands at gunpoint...
"Want some popcorn???"
"No, thank you."
"Why not?"
"I dont take popcorn in the evenings"
Breathless tone... BGM suggests major plot development...
"Then what do you take???"
"Something... juicy"
*Awkward pause* - BGM on cresendo...
"Like???"
Music peaks... silence falls....
"Minute Maid Pulpy Orange yaar... wat else"
Fine... i admit...i made that up... but seriously... cant people find better places to flirt than in the seat next to mine... gosh...
Anyway... thats all i guess... Hopefully i ll catch "Rat-a-too-eee" and "Die Hard 4.0" before i leave to NITT again... for your sakes, hope i dont watch those in theatres...
*Blogger's Note: For those who read the first para *Sniggers* and wondered when the review for "The Bourne Ultimatum" is, i strongly suggest reading the title of the blog... :P
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