My Life - Part 4 - Drama

Lol.. this is goin to be a funny one... because this, this post is where you poor souls who ever chatted with me, finally get an answer to Why?

So... Drama. Life is so dull without it... To me, drama injects fun into life, into any conversation. And i cant have too much of it. For those of you wondering what I'm talking about, i'm talking about how i talk. Or chat. Or sms. Or scrap. Whatever.

You see, I'm no the type who ll go around saying succint, to the point, concise stuff. I'm the type that'll make you 'Live' the moment. Or will try to. Where Julius Ceaser (Or rather our great Bard) said, "I came. I saw. I conquered", i would say...

"I came to the scene of the battle, my loyal legions marched behind me. The mighty Roman Army, in all its glory. Soldiers marched in perfect unision, and in all four directions God has blessed us with, extended the wave of loyal soldiers. My heart swelled with pride, at these fine soldiers, the children of Rome.

I saw for the first time, the barbarians from the east, the horde that dared to oppose the might of Ceaser, the might of Rome. The Hooligans had no order, no pride, no respect. They shouted and hollered, in anticipation of the battle to come, a chance to satiate their bloodlust. If it was battle they wanted, I shall give them war! Charge, Romans. Go forth, in the name of humanity! Go forth, in the name of civilization. Go forth, in the name of Rome! And with that, the vast sea of silver and gold decended on the valley that the barbarians had set camp in. And from the great Valley to the East, there sprung the Red River of Death, and long shall it be before the lands are ever pure again.

I conquered the Barbarians, the last blotch on this wonderful empire, those who had dared to defy fate. In the end, fate has conquered them Nay, not fate, but its humble servant. Ceaser has conquered them. Julius Ceaser. "

*Okay, you can wake up now*

Well... you get the idea. I draw inspiration from a strange mix of Pseudo-Shakespere, Tolkien and Archer. And this mix is mine, all mine... Muwahahahahaahahahahahaha!!!

*Uh Oh... things seem to be gettin outta control...*
Anyways... thats all for this post... hope you enjoyed it after that Philosophical stuff i dished out last two times... so later!